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Hoomans (Also: *çumænz, *hoomen, or *humänner) are the things that lived on planet HS-2048, or in their native tongue, *earf(s) (Reconstructed based on archaeological evidence, primarily lolcats). They died in what is known as the The Ultimate Fate of Humankind. Legend has it that they looked really weird. Evidence suggests that they came in all sorts of colors, like purple, yellow, even green! They had only rudimentary space technology - basic, nonsustainable space stations and simple probes - and focused more on killing each other with bigger and bigger sticks. What a shame...